MUSINGS OF THE BEGGARS APPRENTICE

AS A PART TIME PSYCHIC, I FEEL IT IS MY RESPOSIBILITY TO MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT ABOUT PEOPLES RUSH TO JUDGEMENT ABOUT PSYCHICS. IN BASEBALL, IF BATTER AVERAGES 4 HITS OUT OF 10 AT BATS, HE IS A HALL OF FAMER. IF A STOCKBROKER GETS 6 TRADES RIGHT OUT OF 10 HE IS CQNSIDERED ELITE. BUT IF A PSYCHIC MISSES ONE TIME HE OR SHE IS A PHONY OR A FRAUD. OKAY, I WAS WRONG ABOUT TRUMP TRADING CALIFORNIA AND PUERTO RICO TO NORWAY FOR GREENLAND. AND THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON TRUMP, PATRICK MAHOMES, HILLARY, MESSI, OBAMA, KATTLIN CLARK, AND TAYLOR SWIFT ALL BEING LIZARD BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLANET. SO HERE ARE MY LATEST VISIONS IN THIS FAST CHANGING WORLD.  BEEF WILL BECOME SO EXPENSIVE THAT CHICKEN WILL BECOME THE GO TO MEAT UNTIL A NEW CHICKEN DISEASE WILL TURN MOST PEOPLE INTO VEGITARIANS. CAR DEALERSHIPS WILL BE ON THE VERGE OF TOTAL BANKRUPTCY UNTIL DEALERS REALIZE THAT THEY CAN SELL VEHICLES BY RAFFLES. SELLING  CHANCES FOR $20 TO WIN A 40 - 80,000 DOLLAR VEHICLE. THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZ...