MUSINGS OF THE BEGGARS APPRENTICE

                                                                                                                                                        THOUGHTS THAT KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT IF PIGS COULD FLY, WOULD THAT MEAN THE PRICE OF BACON WOULD SOAR? IF STATE FARM TRAINS THEIR ADJUSTORS TO LOWBALL THEIR ESTIMATES, THEN IF THEY ARE LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO MOVE? IF AI OR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE, WILL REAL INTELLIGENCE GO THE WAY OF THE VCR AND END UP IN GARAGE SALES? IF MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST, WHAT KIND OF BEAST IS SOOTHED BY DEATH METAL MUSIC? IF OUR TVS ARE WAT...