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"This is Woof Bluster - We will return to our interview with Snap Dawg after this CNNN Breaking News - We have several reports that the author of this blog is computer illiterate and technologically challenged".
Snap Dawg- "Woof I know this dude, and he is definitely not illiterate. I know for a fact that his favorite book is Eating Cereal for Dummies".
Woof- "Not illiterate, computer illiterate. Wow I didn't know that book was out yet. I'll have to get a copy".
Woof- "We have reliable sources that wish to remain anonymous that he still uses a flip phone".
Woof- "Our White House correspondent has just got a comment from the oval office. "
President Ronald Stump- "This is inspiring that there are still people like this in this country. I've got to get a copy of that book".
Okay, I am not tech savvy and I still use a flip phone. In response to a couple of comments I have received, The 3 lines to the left of the title is the link to follow the blog, and the leave comment link now appears to be working. I would like to thank all the readers worldwide, and Gnokok to my one reader in outer space. And no, Eating Cereal for Dummies is not my favorite book, but due to ADD ( Attention Deficit Disorder ) reading is a struggle. I have to read something more than once to grasp its meaning. This usually means after 20 minutes, I've had enough. Have you ever walked to the kitchen to do something, and then when you get there forget why? This happens often with ADD. Also the ability to focus on some project last for a short time. Don't ask me for directions, or you probably won't end up where you wanted to be. I have to focus physically on North, South, East, and West, and it takes a moment to figure out left and right. Sally and I would garage sale up in the city, she would drive and I would navigate. Many times a right or left decision was needed to be made immediately and not having time to figure it out I would say Left. When she started to turn left, I would say no! the other left. This would lead to irritation at the time, but in years later, it was a source of amusement. I am envious of anyone that can fix, build, repair, or do anything with tools. When I reach for a hammer or wrench, there is a high pitched scream "No, he will leave me out in the yard". It is not a pretty sound, but it is true.
Apparently there are many people out there with ADD or ADHD. WE are in good company, as I believe Albert Einstein had this. His wife would have to pin reminders on to his jacket, otherwise he would forget. So maybe there is hope for us after all.
Until Next time The Beggar's Apprentice.
"This is Woof Bluster - We will return to our interview with Snap Dawg after this CNNN Breaking News - We have several reports that the author of this blog is computer illiterate and technologically challenged".
Snap Dawg- "Woof I know this dude, and he is definitely not illiterate. I know for a fact that his favorite book is Eating Cereal for Dummies".
Woof- "Not illiterate, computer illiterate. Wow I didn't know that book was out yet. I'll have to get a copy".
Woof- "We have reliable sources that wish to remain anonymous that he still uses a flip phone".
Woof- "Our White House correspondent has just got a comment from the oval office. "
President Ronald Stump- "This is inspiring that there are still people like this in this country. I've got to get a copy of that book".
Okay, I am not tech savvy and I still use a flip phone. In response to a couple of comments I have received, The 3 lines to the left of the title is the link to follow the blog, and the leave comment link now appears to be working. I would like to thank all the readers worldwide, and Gnokok to my one reader in outer space. And no, Eating Cereal for Dummies is not my favorite book, but due to ADD ( Attention Deficit Disorder ) reading is a struggle. I have to read something more than once to grasp its meaning. This usually means after 20 minutes, I've had enough. Have you ever walked to the kitchen to do something, and then when you get there forget why? This happens often with ADD. Also the ability to focus on some project last for a short time. Don't ask me for directions, or you probably won't end up where you wanted to be. I have to focus physically on North, South, East, and West, and it takes a moment to figure out left and right. Sally and I would garage sale up in the city, she would drive and I would navigate. Many times a right or left decision was needed to be made immediately and not having time to figure it out I would say Left. When she started to turn left, I would say no! the other left. This would lead to irritation at the time, but in years later, it was a source of amusement. I am envious of anyone that can fix, build, repair, or do anything with tools. When I reach for a hammer or wrench, there is a high pitched scream "No, he will leave me out in the yard". It is not a pretty sound, but it is true.
Apparently there are many people out there with ADD or ADHD. WE are in good company, as I believe Albert Einstein had this. His wife would have to pin reminders on to his jacket, otherwise he would forget. So maybe there is hope for us after all.
Until Next time The Beggar's Apprentice.
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