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Unnamed researcher says " This changes everything." Although it has not been authenticated for age or accuracy, this appears to be the ammendments to the sixth commandment that we have all been waiting for.

THALL SHALL NOT KILL

Except:

1. Adolph Hitler

2. Atilla the Hunn 

3.Ossama Bin Laden

4.Joseph Stalin

5.Ivan the Terrible

6.Vlad the Impaler

7.Genghis Khan

8.Jack the Ripper

9.Pol Pot

10.Your Country's Enemies

11.Abortionists

12.Mr. Hyde but not Dr. Jekyll

13.Lawyers

14.Politicians

15.Muggers, Buggers, Thugs, Pugs

16.Telemarketers

17.Porch Pirates

18. The person that stole your parking space

19.The person that flipped you off when you stole his parking space

20.Anyone who doesn't think like you

21. Anyone you think that might not think like you

22. The My Pillow Guy - what is he doing in your medicine cabinet anyway

23.Kelly Ripa - can anyone be that perky that's not on drugs?

24.Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Hindus

25 Socialists

26. Conservaives

27.Democrats or republicans

28. the guy whose dog leaves a big present in your yard see #27

29. The guy stealing your big screen TV

30. White, Brown, Black, Yellow, or Green people

31.Anyone - you have the weapons now go have some fun.

Your Good Buddy,

Lucifer

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Until next time......... the Beggars Apprentice