CAT TALES

                                               

Bruce: Do you think if the cats were in charge that all the humans would have to get fixed?

Tom Terrific: No, just the ones that could not pass the advanced cat care class.

Fluffy: How many do you think could not pass?

Mr. Chitton: All but 9.

All: Ouch!

Tune in next Tuesday for another exciting episode of CAT TALES where you will hear Rhonda Rascal say: God, I know I'm not a perfect cat, and yes I did poop in the human's shoe on purpose, but please let there be something besides dry cat food tonite.