CAT TALES

                              Paradise Lost    
                                  

Ralph: Where do cats go when they die?

Tom Terrific: All cats go to heaven.

Fluffy: Where do humans go when they die?

Tom Terrific: They go to purgatory to suffer for all the dry cat food they make us eat.

Bruce: What about dogs?

Everyone: Straight to hell!!!!!

Be sure and tune in next Tuesday for another exciting episode of CAT TALES, when you will hear the Exalted Cat say "Rover - hell, Fido - hell, Rex - hell, Rambo - hell, Chief - hell.......