A Conflict Resolved
Bronk: " They are out of hamburger again! I would kill for a home grilled burger." What do you have there?
Me (still in witless protection program): This is the last box of new TOM's Veggieburgers."
Bronk: "I'll take those."
Me: "Sorry Bronk these are mine."
Bronk: "Were! They are mine now!"
Me: " Not so fast. I had them first."
Bronk: " Well I have tham now. What are you going to do about it?"
Me: "Get a box of new TOM's Veggieburgers. The Veggie burger worth fighting for. Look for them in your frozen food isle of your favorite grocery."
Editor's note- the product name has been changed to protect the innocent. Bronk is a fictional character. The box is not a toy. Tomorrow is optional but yesterday lives on forever. Stay safe and sane.
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