CAT TALES
                        Can I Check Your Coat Sir?                                      

Bruce: Why are humans so weird about the color of their coats?

Fluffy: The lighter colored ones think they are better than the darker coated ones.

Ralph: How arrogant!

Tom Terrific: Yes, everyone knows that it is the length of the coat that makes one superior!

ALL: Meow.

Be sure and tune in next Tuesday for another exciting episode of CAT TALES when you will hear Irish Spring say: I think the whole world has turned upside down!