CAT TALES
                        HERE'S THE SCOOP                                       

THE BOX: ACCORDING TO UNCONFIRMED SOURCES,

               SCIENCE HAS DETERMINED THAT DOGS

         ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN CATS. 

            ACCORDING TO ONE EXPERT, DR. FIDO, 

                    DOGS PROVED SUPERIOR TO CATS IN 4 OUT 

            OF 5 CATEGORIES, FALLING BEHIND IN

LICKING OF THEIR BUTTS.

BRUCE: YEAH, THE OTHER CATEGORIES WERE

        BARKING INCESSIANTLY, CHASING

                         SQUIRELS, DROOLING, AND DRINKING OUT  OF THE TOLIET!

        ALL: FAKE NEWS!!

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING    EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN YOU WILL HEAR   CAT CRONKITE SAY " THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE CAT TRUTH".