CAT TALES

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE  DOUBLE YOUR

                                   FUN    

THE BOX: AND IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW YOU WILL RECIEVE A SECOND ONE ABSOLUTELY FREE! JUST PAY A SEPERATE HANDLING FEE, STATE AND FEDERAL EXCISE TAX, FEDERAL UNIVERSALSERVICE FUND SURCHARGE, AND A ONE TIME YOUR AS DUMB AS A ROCK FEE.

FLUFFY: OUR HUMAN COULD USE ONE OF THOSE. DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD ORDER HIM ONE SINCE HE WOULD GET A SECOND ONE FREE?

BRUCE: WITH ALL THOSE FEES IS IT REALLY A GOOD DEAL?

RALPH: YOU END UP PAYING MORE FOR THE SECOND ONE THJAN THE FIRST ONE.

MR CHITTON: WELL HE IS DUMB AS A ROCK SO I SAY YES.

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY WHERE DID THESE COME FROM AND WHAT ARE THEY FOR ANYWAY?