CAT TALES

                  A CAT OF A DIFFERENCE

                                      

THE BOX: AND IN OUR ANIMAL NEWS TODAY. THE PRESIDENT TOOK TIME FROM HIS BUSY SCHEDULE FOR A PHOTO OP WITH THE WHITE HOUSE'S 2 FIRST DOGS CHAMP AND MAJOR.

RALPH: THEY LOOK MORE LIKE CHOMP AND MINOR.

FLUFFY: HOW COME THERE IS NEVER A FIRST CAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

BRUCE: ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD A CAT NAMED TABBY, IN HIS WHITE HOUSE.

TOM TERRIFIC: THE CLINTONS HAD SOCKS THE CAT IN HIS ADMINISTRATION.

MR. CHITTON: IF THERE IS NOT  A CAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE, EVERYONE SEES HOW INCOMPETENT HUMANS ARE AT RUNNING ANYTHING.

THE BOX: AND WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT A CAT WILL BE ADDED TO THE MIX AT THE WHITE HOUSE SOON.  

MR CHITTON: NOW THE COUNTRY CAN BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF.

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SAY " DARN NOW HE WILL GET 2 TERMS FOR SURE.