CAT TALES

     WOULD YOU LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC?          

                               

THE BOX: AND IN SCIENCE NEWS, A NEW STUDY HAS COME OUT LINKING POLUTION TO THE SHRINKING OF THE SIZES OF HUMAN PENISES, DUE TO THE CHEMICALS USED IN MAKING PLASTIC.

FLUFFY: NOW OUR HUMAN WILL STOP BUYING ANYTHING THAT COMES IN A PLASTIC CONTAINER.

RALPH: IT IS A GOOD THING FOR HIM THAT BEER ISN'T SOLD IN A PLASTIC CONTAINER.

BRUCE: YEAH, BUT OUR CAT TREATS COME IN ONE .

MR CHITTON: HE WILL STOP BUYING THOSE FOR US, SAYING IT IS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BUT IT REALLY IS BECAUSE HE IS JUST CHEAP!

ALL: MEOW!

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY " GOODBYE MY FRIENDS YOU WERE MY FAVORITE CATS, YOU DIDN'T POOP, EAT OR BARF IN MY SHOES."