CAT TALES

  ONE BAD CHOICE DESERVES ANOTHER

                                         

THE BOX: AND IN OUR STRANGE OCCURRANCES NEWS WE HAVE THE STORY OF AND ENGLISH COUPLE WHO FOUND THEIR MISSING CAT DEAD, HAD IT CREMATED, JUST TO HAVE IT TURN UP ALIVE ON THEIR DOORSTEP.

RALPH: I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE THE RISEN CAT?

THE BOX: NO, THEY JUST CEMATED A CAT THAT LOOKED LIKE THEIRS.

RALPH: OH, OKAY THANKS.

BRUCE: I WONDER IF OUR HUMAN WILL HAVE US CREMATED WHEN WE DIE?

MR. CHITTON: NO HE'S TOO CHEAP. HE WILL JUST STUFF US IN A GARBAGE BAG AND THROW US ON THE TRASH PILE.

BRUCE: JUST FOR THAT I AM GOING TO GO POOP IN HIS SHOE AGAIN!

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY " I THINK I'M GOING TO GO BY SOME MORE GARBAGE BAGS."