I HAVE 3 ANIMAL HOUSEMATES THAT GET SPECIAL FOOD, ONCE  IN THE MORNING AND ONCE AT NIGHT. I USUALLY HAVE TO GET UP AND USE THE BATHROOM ABOUT EVERY HOUR AND A HALF STARTING AT 3AM. WHEN I COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM 2 OF THE 3 ARE WAITING FOR ME AND WHINNING IT IS FOOD O'CLOCK.

I TELL THEM IT IS STILL BED O'CLOCK, AND GO BACK TO SLEEP. AT 4:30 SAME ROUTINE.

WHEN 6:15 ROLLS AROUND AND AGAIN I GO BACK TO BED, THEY SEND IN THE BOUNCING NUZZLER.

AFTER REMOVING HIM FROM THE BED 3 TIMES, AND HE COMES BACK FOR MORE, I ACCEPT MY DEFEAT AND GET UP BECAUSE IT IS FOOD O'CLOCK.

UNTIL NEXT TIME STAY SAFE AND SANE

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE