IN HONOR OF MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY I AM BUYING THE 1ST 25 PEOPLE AT MY TACO BELL, A TACO.

WHAT? IT IS YON KIPPUR TODAY ALSO? OKAY I'M BUYING THE 1ST 25 PEOPLE A KOSHER TACO AT MY FAVORITE JEWISH DELI.

WHAT? IT'S BOURBON HERITAGE MONTH? OKAY I'M BUYING A KOSHER TACO AND A SHOT OF JACK DANIELS AT MY FAVORITE JEWISH DELI THAT SERVES ALCOHOL.

WHAT? IT IS HAPPY CAT MONTH? OKAY I'M BUYING THE 1ST 25 PEOPLE A KOSHER TACO AND A SHOT OF JACK DANIELS AT MY FAVORITE JEWISH DELI  THAT SERVES ALCOHOL AND IT COMES WITH A MANDATORY FREE CAT.

REMEMBER IT IS ALSO BE KIND TO WRITERS AND EDITORS MONTH.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

STAY SAFE AND SANE

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE