CAT TALES

                 ALL OFFERS CONSIDERED

                                      

 

THE BOX: AND WE INTERUPT OUR PROGRAM FOR THIS BREAKING NEWS:

CAT TALES THE MOST POPULAR AND SUCCESSFUL BLOG IN AMERICA HAS BEEN SOLD TO THE CHINESE DETAILS WHEN WE GET THEM.

FLUFFY: GOOD MORNING COMRADES IT'S ANOTHER GREAT DAY IN THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC.

BRUCE: FLUFFY WAKE UP YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP.

FLUFFY: WOW! I HAD A NIGHTMARE. I DREAMT THAT OUR HUMAN SOLD THE BLOG TO THE CHINESE FOR A CASE OF SOJU AND 2 BOXES OF TWINKIES.

MR. CHITTON: I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS SUCH A GOOD NEGOTIATOR.

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN WE WILL FIND OUT IF THE RUSSIANS ARE OFFERING MORE.