CAT TALES
ONE CAT'S CRAP IS ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE
THE BOX: AND NOW YOUR LOCAL WALMART OPTICAL CENTER FEATURES CAT CRAP PRODUCTS.
BRUCE: SO THAT'S WHY OUR HUMAN SCOOPS UP OUR POOP.
TOM TERRIFIC: HE HAS BEEN SELLING IT TO WALMART, AND NOT SHARING THE PROFITS.
BRUCE: WE DO ALL THE WORK AND HE KEEPS THE REWARDS.
FLUFFY: WELL I'M NOT GOING TO POOP IN THE LITTER BOX ANY MORE.
MR. CHITTON: THAT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU MISS THE LITTER BOX MOST OF THE TIME NOW.
ALL: MEOW.
BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY "IF I KNEW THEY WOULD BUY CAT CRAP, I COULD HAVE MADE A LOT OF MONEY."
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