I THINK MY COMPUTER IS ABOUT READY TO CRASH, SO A FEW QUICK UPDATES BEFORE IT GOES AWRY. 

ON INGESTING REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS TO REMOVE STORED METALS IN YOUR BODY, IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME, SO I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT.

ON STOCKING UP ON TP JUST IN CASE, ONLY IF YOU HAVE A LARGE HOUSE.

ON THE IDEA OF HAVING EVERY NEW YEAR BE 2019, MY CONGRESSMAN SAID HE WOULD NOT SUPPORT IT.

AND LASTLY, ON THE DECOMMERCIALIZATION OF CHRISTMAS:

IF ONLY THERE WERE A SANITY CLAUSE IN  CHRISTMAS .

UNTIL NEXT TIME

BE KIND TO ALL LIVING CREATURES

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE