I WAS READING THAT THE BRAIN RECEIVES MORE THAN 6 MILLION BITS OF INFORMATION PER SECOND. MOST GETS SENT TO SPAM OR NOT IMPORTANT FILES, BECAUSE THE BRAIN CANNOT PROCESS ALL THAT INFO INSTANTLY. MAYBE THAT IS WHY WE ONLY USE A SMALL PART OF OUR BRAIN, THE REST IS STORING FILES OF UNPROCESSED LIGHTS, SOUNDS, AND MOVEMENTS DEEMED UNESSENTIAL.

HOW ABOUT A BURGER KING WHOOPER FOR $.37 ? THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY BURGER KING IS OFFERING THE WHOOPER FOR ITS ORIGINAL 1957 PRICE OF 37 CENTS. SO GRAB THE KIDS AND STOCK UP THE FREEZER. WHAT? IT IS PART OF A NEW REWARDS PROGRAM CALLED ROYAL PERKS? OKAY, SIGN ME UP AND WE WILL TAKE 10 WHOOPERS. WHAT? THE ROYAL PERKS PROGRAM IS ONLY TESTING IN LOS ANGELES, LONG ISLAND NY, NEW JERSEY, MIAMI, AND NY CITY? OK KIDS IT MAC AND CHEESE AGAIN, TONIGHT. NO WE CAN'T GO ON A ROAD TRIP TO NEW JERSEY!

UNTIL NEXT TIME

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE.