CAT TALES

                     MAYBE IT IS A SCAM

                                      

THE BOX:(SONG "GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGIE" PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)

YES IF YOU WANT A LONG LITTLE DOGGIE, GET YOURSELF AN ACCORDIAN CORGI. THE WORLD'S LONGEST DOGGIE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FROM THE CHERNOBYL PET CENTER AND SHIPPED DIRECTLY TO YOU.

RALPH: THAT IS A LONG DOG ALRIGHT.

FLUFFY: IT COULD CHASE YOU FOR A BLOCK AND NEVER MOVE.

BRUCE: WE WOULD NEVER GET TO THE FOOD BOWLS WITH THAT AROUND.

MR. CHITTON: LUCKILY IT PROBABLY EATS TOO MUCH THAT OUR HUMAN WOULD NOT WANT ONE.

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY "I WOULD HATE TO HAVE TO PICK UP ITS POOPS. I BET IT POOPS FOR A HALF AN HOUR EACH TIME."