CAT TALES
IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
THE BOX: AND IN SPORTS NEWS, AN OHIO STUDENT ATHLETE IS SUING HIS COACHES FOR MAKING HIM EAT A WHOLE PEPPERONI PIZZA AGAINST HIS RELIGOUS BELIEFS.
RALPH: I WONDER WHAT RELIGION IS AGAINST PIZZA?
FLUFFY: I WOULD NEVER BELONG TO THAT GROUP.
BRUCE: MAYBE IT IS A VEGITARIAN CHURCH.
TOM TERRIFIC: IT PROBABLY IS A HEWBREW CHURCH, THEY DON'T EAT PORK.
MR. CHITTON: THIS JUST SHOWS HOW HUMAN ARROGANCE MAKES THEM UNFIT TO BE KINGS OF THE JUNGLE.
BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR OUR SOCIAL WARRIORS SAY " WHO WANTS TO PLAY TEAR THE WINGS OFF THE CICADA?
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