THE POOP PATROL

NORTH KOREA HAS MANDATED THAT THE PEOPLE SAVE THEIR FECAL MATTER TO OFFSET A SHORTAGE OF MANURE, AND TO MAKE THEIR OWN. SINCE YOU GET SHOT THERE FOR LOOKING AT SOCIAL MEDIA OR FILMS COMING FROM SOUTH KOREA, HOW LONG WILL IT BE THAT PEOPLE WILL GET SHOT FOR NOT MAKING THEIR POOP QUOTA?

CONSPIRACY THEORY UPDATE

THE CT'S BELIEVE THAT THE ABOMIBLE SNOWMAN IS ALIVE AND WELL IN ASIA.

 

AS YOU CAN SEE, HE IS ALIVE BUT NOT DOING WELL SINCE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN HIS LIFE PATRNER MELTED.

CT UPDATE #2

AS WE ALL KNOW, BILL GATES HAS BEEN PUTING NANO TECH IN THE VACCINES. BUT NOW HE IS MAKING FAKE SNOW THAT BURNS RATHER THAN MELTS. THIS WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK THAT MADE HIS EXWIFE SPLIT WITH HALF THE MONEY.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE