EVER NOTICE HOW CATS APPEAR TO IGNORE WHAT HUMANS SAY TO THEM?

WELL THE TRUTH IS THAT CATS HAVE THEIR OWN INTERPETATION OF OUR WORDS WHICH LEADS TO THEIR INABILITY TO PROCESS OUR INFO.

FOR EXAMPLE: HUMAN WORD CATATONIC.

CAT INTERPETATION TON OF CATS

ANOTHER EXAMPLE IS THE HUMAN WORD PETRIFIED.

THE CAT INTERPETATION

PET BEING FRIED FOR POOPING ON HUMAN'S PAPERWORK

ANOTHER MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN CAT AND HUMAN IS THE PHRASE PET TAXI.

WITH THE FELINE INTERPETATION

AND THEN I WANT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM, AND THEN VISIT MY FRIEND FLUFFY, AND THEN GO TO PET SMART FOR A NEW TOY, AND THEN...

JUST REMEMBER YOU MAY THINK YOUR CAT IS NOT LISTENING, THEY SPEAK A DIFFERNT LANGUAGE THAN YOU.

UNTIL NEXT TIME 

BE KIND TO YOUR FURRY FRIENDS

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE