AS A PART TIME METEROLIGIST,  WEATHER PREDICITION IS ALWAYS ON MY 7 DAY OUTLOOK. HANGING AROUND WITH OTHER LIKEMINDED FOLKS IN THE INDUSRTY, ALLOWS ME TO BE PRIVY TO ALL THE LATEST UP TO DATE TECHNOLOGIES. THIS IS THE STANDARD FOR ALL METEROLOGISTS IN KANSAS, IT IS CALLED OUR WEATHER BOARD.

AND THIS IS OUR EXTENDED FORECAST TOOL.

YES, I KNOW THEY LOOK COMPLICATED. JUST REMEMBER METEROLOGISTS GO TO SCHOOL FOR MANY YEARS TO BE ABLE TO CORRECTLY USE THESE TOOLS.

SOMETIMES JUST BEING OUT IN THE WEATHER IS THE EASIEST WAY TO GET A CORRECT PREDICTION. THIS IS BEN AND JERRY TWO OF OUR CRACK FIELD WEATHER REPORTERS.

IN KANSAS, THE WEATHER IS VERY UNPREDICTIBLE AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS RECENT 7 DAY FORECAST.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE KANSAS FORECAST.

THIS IS OUR STANDARD GO TO FORECAST WHEN WE HAVE BEEN ON A LOSING STREAK.

AND LAST WE HAVE ZELDA, OUR ASTROLOGICAL WEATHER FORECASTER. SHE CAN ONLY BE SEEN ON OUR CHANNEL, AND ONLY ON A NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON.

JUST REMEMBER, WEATHER PREDICTION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. BUT IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, AND $5,000. I CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH YOUR VERY OWN WEATHER BOARD.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

MAY ALL YOUR LIFE 

BE FAIR TO PARTLY CLOUDY.

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE

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