CAT TALES

  WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE                                       ROAD   ?                

                                            

THE BOX: AND IN NEWS ABOUT THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE, MCDONALDS HAS DECIDED TO CLOSE ALL 850 OF THEIR RESTURANTS IN RUSSIA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

BRUCE: THAT IS HARSH NEWS FOR THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE.

FLUFFY: YES IF THEY ARE LIKE OUR HUMAN, THEY WILL BE CRYING AND MOANING.

MR. CHITTON: WHEN THE WAR ENDS, THIS WILL BE KNOWN AS THE HAMBURGER GAMBIT.

ALL: MEOW.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR IF KFC CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD.