CAT TALES

               INSURING A BRIGHT FUTURE

                                   

THE BOX: AND FOR YOUR FOUR LEGGED FAMILY, PET INSURANCE FROM GEICO, WHERE YOU CAN BUNDLE YOUR DOGS, CATS, GERBILS, RABBITS ALL IN ONE POLICY. SORRY NO SNAKES.

RALPH: I WONDER WHAT THEY HAVE AGAINST SNAKES?

FLUFFY: WHAT IS PET INSURANCE ANYWAY?

MR. CHITTON: IT IS WHERE THE HUMAN PAYS SO MUCH IN ADVANCE EACH MONTH. THEN WHEN HE TAKES HIS "FAMILY MEMBER" TO THE VET, THE VET CAN DO A BUNCH OF TESTS THAT THE HUMAN COULDN'T AFFORD BEFORE.

BRUCE: IS THAT A GOOD DEAL?

MR. CHITTON: IT IS FOR THE VET AND INSURANCE COMPANY. WHEN MY COUSIN, THE GOBLER, WENT IN FOR HAIRBALLS, HE WAS TESTED FOR FELINE AIDS, LUKEMIA, HAD SOMETHING STUCK UP HIS BUTT, DREW BLOOD, AND CAME HOME WITH TWO MEDICATIONS.

TOM TERRIFIC: I HPOE OUR HUMAN DOESN'T BUY PET INSURANCE.

MR. CHITTON: THE ONLY WAY HE WOULD BUY IT IS IF THEY GAVE HIM FREE BEER TO SIGN UP.

ALL: MEOW

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR OUR FELINE FRIENDS SAY "NOT ON MY WATCH."