CAT TALES

A CAT BY ANY OTHER NAME IS TWICE AS                                        SMART

                                         

THE BOX: ... A LONG LINE OF RUSSIAN TANKS HEADING FOR UKRAINE.

FLUFFY: THOSE POOR PEOPLE ARE REALLY IN FOR A BAD TIME.

MR CHITTON: THIS REMINDS ME OF THE GREAT SQUIREL CLIFF BATTLE.

RALPH: WHAT HAPPENED?

MR. CHITTON: ACCORDING TO CAT LORE, 51 CATS DEFEATED 1000 VICIOUS DOGS.

BRUCE:HOW?

MR. CHITTON: THE LAST 51 CATS FROM THE NEARBY VILLAGE KNEW THEY WERE NO MATCH FOR THE TERRIBLE DOGS. SO THEY USED THEIR CAT WITTYNESS. THEY STOOD AT THE TOP OF A STEEP CLIFF AND WHEN THE DOGS ARRIVED THEY ALL POINTED IN THE AIR TOWARD THE CLIFF AND SAID "SQUIREL."  EVERYONE OF THE 1000 DOGS LEAPED TO THEIR DEATH CHASING THE NON EXISTANT SQUIREL.

ALL: WOW!

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL SEE IF THE UKRANIANS USE THEIR CAT WITTYNESS.