WENT TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE MY BACK IS ACTING UP. WHEN EVER I SLEEP OR SIT ON A SOFT CHAIR, GETTING UP COMES WITH EXTREME (MY OPINION) PAIN, WHICH DOES NOT SUBSIDE UNTIL I SIT ON A HARD CHAIR  FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES. AFTER THAT I CAN USUALLY WALK WITHOUT A CANE TO ASSIST ME. THE DOCTOR TOOK XRAYS AND SAID I WAS GETTING OLD WITH SOME AUTHRITIC DAMAGE. HE PRESCRIBED A MUSCLE RELAXOR TO BE TAKEN 3 TIMES A DAY. THE NURSE PRACTIONER SAID THEY MAY MAKE ME DROWSY. DROWSY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I TOOKONE AND IT WAS LIKE BEING BACK IN MY YOUTH WHEN I TOOK DRUGS. I WAS BEARLY ABLE TO WALK AND TALKING WAS A STRUGGLE. FOCUSING ON ANYTHING WAS VERY DIFFICULT. I DECIDED TO LAY DOWN AND TAKE A NAP. I INSTANTLY WENT INTO A VIVID DREAM WHERE I WAS BEING EXPERIMENTED ON BY THE DRUG MANUFACTER OF THE PILL I JUST TOOK. I WOULD WAKE UP AND FEEL I SHOULD GET UP OR TURN THE TV ON TO CHANGE THE ATMOSTPHERE FROM THE DREAM. I WAS UNABLE TO AND 4 DIFERENT TIMES WENT RIGHT BACK INTO THAT DREAM. FINALLY THE 5TH ATTEMPT, I GOT UP ATE SOME DINNER AND WATCHED THE TV. I WAS GETTING DROWSY NOW SO I WENT IN AND LAID BACK DOWN AND IMMEADIATELY WENT BACK INTO THE SAME DREAM, BUT IT HAD NOW EVOLVED WHERE EVERY ONE AT THE BLDG. WAS BEING TESTED ON THE SAME DRUG, EVEN THE DOCTORS. SINCE THEN I HAVE HAD SEVERAL OTHER SERIES OF DREAMS THAT WOULD MAKE GREAT MOVIES. MAYBE I WILL JUST TAKE THE DRUG AND CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO NETFLIX. I HAVE SINCE CUT THE DOSAGE IN HALF TAKING ONLY 1/2 OF A PILL AT A TIME AND HAVE HAD NO PROBLEMS. I THINK THAT... WAIT WHY ARE THOSE ZOMBIES AT MY FRONT DOOR DRESSED AS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES? WHY DOES SOMEONE ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN I TELL THEM THEY HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER? AND WHO IS JOHN GALT?

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