WELCOME CAMPERS TO ANOTHER FUN FILLED DAY ON PLANET EARTH.

GASOLINE IS DOWN TO A YEARLY LOW OF $1.37 A GALLON.

TOLIET PAPER IS SO ABUNDANT THAT THEY ARE GIVING IT FREE WITH EVERY $5.00 PURCHASE.

REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS CAME TOGETHER TODAY AND SIGNED A BILL MAKING IT ILLEGAL FOR FUTURE SCHOOL SHOOTERS TO ACT WITHOUT APPLYING FOR A PERMIT FIRST.

THE WORDS GAY AND TRANSGENDER HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH THE NAME HUMAN BEING.

BILL COSBY HAS BEEN NAMED MAN OF THE YEAR AGAIN.

WE HAVE NOW GONE 367 DAYS WITHOUT HEARING THE NAMES JOHNNY DEPP AND AMBER HEARD ON THE NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA.

ELON MUSK DECIDED NOT TO BUY TWITTER AND HAS BOUGHT PUERTO RICO INSTEAD.

OKAY TAKE YOUR VIRTUAL REALITY GLASSES OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK. WE STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO.

STAY SAFE AND SANE

REMEMBER HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE