CAT TALES

                      ALMOST AS GOOD AS FREE BEER

                                                                                 

FLUFFY: HAVE YOU NOTICED OUR HUMAN SEEMS A LITTLE HAPPIER THAN USUAL?

BRUCE: YES AND HE EVEN ASKED IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE STORE.

TOM TERRIFIC: HE HASN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE THE DAY THE BEER TRUCK HAD AN ACCIDENT, AND HE GOT A BUNCH OF FREE BEER.

RALPH: COULD IT BE A NEW FEMALE IN HIS LIFE?

MR. CHITTON: NO, IT IS 3 PLY TOLIET PAPER.

ALL: MEOW

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY "ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE PLUNGER IS?"