SHOPPERS ALERT! ONLY 3 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS IN JULY.

BY THE WAY I LIKE GREEN AND I'M A XXL.

I WENT OUT TO THE GREEN HOUSE TO FEED THE FERAL CATS, AND WAS STARTLED TO FIND AN ARMADILLO WITH THE GROUP. IT SAID MEOW, BUT ISAID "I'M NOT BUYING IT". SO IT TOOK OFF LIKE THE ROADRUNNER BEING CHASED BY WILEY COYOTE. I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY COULD GO THAT FAST WITH THOSE LITTLE LEGS.

I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS OUT THERE, BUT HERE IS ANIMAL KINGDOM VERIFYING IT. WENT I WAS YOUNG, ARMADILLOS WERE ALWAYS A SOUTHERN AND SOUTHWEST CRITTER. SO EITHER THEY DECIDED TO VISIT SOME PLACE NEW, OR THE CLIMATE IN KANSAS IS COMPATIBLE WITH THEIR NEEDS NOW. WHICH DO YOU THINK IT IS?

 

CONSUMER ALERT! THERE IS NOW 3 PLY TOLIET PAPER AVAILABLE. BUT ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR PLUNGER IS BEFORE YOU USE IT.

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