CAT TALES

                                       

THE BOX: MOST EXPERTS AGREE THAT CATS UNDERSTAND EXPRESSIONS AND TONES BUT NOT WORDS BECAUSE THEIR COGNATIVE SKILLS ARE NOT ADVANCED ENOUGH.

TOM TERRIFIC: THAT JUST SHOWS YOU HOW ARROGANT HUMANS REALLY ARE.

BRUCE: THE AVERAGE CAT'S VOCABULARY IS TWICE THAT OF THE NORMAL HUMAN.

RALPH: IT IS NOT THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS, WE JUST FIND HUMANS BORING.

MR. CHITTON: DON'T FORGET THEY ARE TRAINABLE. THEY JUST TAKE MORE BEER AND SNACKS THAN THE OTHER PRIMATES.

BE SURE AND TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY" WHAT WAS IT I WAS GOING TO THE KITCHEN FOR?"  FLUFFY "MEOW". " OR YES CAT FOOD."