AS A PART TIME INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER, RELIABILITY OF SOURCES ARE A MUST. KEEPING THEIR IDENITY A SECRET, ALLOWS FOR THE FLOW IF INFORMATION THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ATTAIN. WATERGATE'S SOURCE WAS DEEP THROAT, AND MINE IS RED HERRING.

 THIS STORY IS SHOCKING AND PERMEATES THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW THE GOVERNMENT COULD SPEND SO MUCH MONEY AND NEVER GO BROKE? HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY IS SO INEFFICIENT? THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, THE GOVERNMENT OWNS THE AIRLINES. WITH APPROXIMATELY 2,000,000 "LOST" SUITCASES PER YEAR, THE GOVERNMENT SELLS THE CONTENTS OF THE STOLEN GOODS, PLUS GETS 2 TRILLION DOLLARS FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANIES. AND HERE IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY WEIRD. YOU WOULD THINK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES WOULD GO BROKE WITH THAT KIND OF PAYOUTS REGULARLY. BUT THE INSURANCE COMPANIES OWN THE GOVERNMENT, AND JUST PRINTS MORE MONEY, THEN CHARGES THE WORKING PUBLIC MORE AND MORE. HOME, AUTO, MEDICAL, BOAT, DENTAL, PET, RENTERS, AND EVEN FLIGHT DELAY INSURANCE, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. AND LOOK OUT FOR THE LOST LUGGAGE INSURANCE, AND IF YOU HAVE NO BAGGAGES THERE WILL BE A 25% FEE JUST FOR PUTING UP WITH YOU.

THIS IS ALL THE INFORMATION I CAN SHARE RIGHT NOW, BUT WATCH FOR UPDATES AS RED HERRING TRIES TO FIND OUT WHO OWNS THE INSURANCE COMPANIES.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, 

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THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE