AS A STRONG ADVOCATE FOR TRYING NEW FOODS AND EXPERIENCES, I OFTEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FREE TRIAL OFFERS ON THE TV AND INTERNET. I'M PROBABLY ON EVERY SUBSCRIPTION LIST IN THE COUNTRY. MY LATEST FREE TRIAL IS THE RANT OF THE MONTH CLUB. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET TO RANT  ON MY CHOSEN TOPIC, BUT THIS IS WHAT I GOT INSTEAD.

OH WELL, I GUESS I'M ONLY STUCK WITH THIS UNTIL MY FREE TRIAL RUNS OUT.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

LAUGHT UNTIL IT HURTS

AND THEN LAUGH SOME MORE

THE BEGGAR'S APPRENTICE