CAT TALES

           I'LL TRANSLATE THAT FOR YOU

                                       

                            THE BOX: AND THIS NEW APP, MEOW TALK, WILL TRANSLATE 11 EMOTIONS FROM YOUR CATS MEOW. THEY INCLUDE HAPPY, DEFENSIVE, ANGRY, MOTHER CALL, MATING CALL, IN PAIN, RESTING, HUNTING, WARNING, ATTACK, AND GIVE ME ATTENTION.

       BRUCE: DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BUY THIS FOR OUR HUMAN?

       RALPH: I DOUBT IF HE WOULD EVEN USE IT.

       MR. CHITTON: AND IT IS MISSING THE TRANSLATIONS FOR BETTER FOOD, CATBOX NEEDS CHANGED, IT'S FOOD OCLOCK, WHY CAN WE HAVE SOME OF THAT?, AND I WAS IN THE CHAIR FIRST.

       ALL: MEOW

      BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CAT TALES, WHEN YOU WILL HEAR THE HUMAN SAY, "NO COMPRENDO CAT, SPEAK HUMAN."